HNT #23: Beach Recon

Freshly-dived sponges on a Greek-American boat in Tarpon Springs, FL wait for a merchant pick-up.

Mam-
mals all -- some above water, some under that played/surfed with our cruise boat. Location between Tarpon Springs "sponge docks" and Anclote Is.

4 Mam-mals,

2 Species.

Look w/care


A perfect posed pic using

"beach camouflage" technique! Later cropping will do wonders! ;-) I don't know how modest Stephen is, but he wears all the skin covering because of the sun sensitivity of his ruddy, fair Scotsman's complexion.



Well,,,, just because they were there!



Stephen (from Australia) and I went to observe our favorite mammals at the local beaches last week and we took quite a few pics. You know... beach scenes.

I've shared a few here and perhaps more in the anonymous guest boxes, if you like. Sorry, I still have to learn how to arrange these pics where I want them. Of course, I hope you ladies viewing this blog will consent to grace us with a pic or two of YOUR beauty whether nekkid or not. American men & women can neither live with nor without each other -- maybe looking at pics is an acceptable compromise.

Maybe not, but eMail some pics to RichardShhh@aol.com & say whether they're just for lonesome ol' me or to post for the Blog & all your potential admirers. I can guarantee you 15 minutes of fame right here!! Just DO IT!

And I still have a WH Going Commando tank top for the very next woman to win it by sharing herself with us per my blog entry showing the tank top earlier. HOO-ah!!

HNT #22: Going Air-Commando

OK, due to philosopher-request, I am going (Air) Commando for everyone. Read nothing into the "Air" -- I was in USAF's Air Commando Special Operations Units.

Buddha Sarah put me up to getting half-nekkid here -- blame HER! (Well, not exactly.) But I DID hear a challenge to wear the tank myself, yet I am not a svelte feminine size! So I translated it into Martian & am wearing this authentic camo relic of the Vietnam War (some probably think I am a similar relic! What do THEY know? Ol' AF saying: "F*** 'em if they can't take a joke!" )

Certain sexy young women should take note of my hand sign for "Peace-Out, Man!" THIS is the Peace symbol no matter what YOU showed it for with the OTHER side of your same fingers showing. U can't fool a D.O.M. about dirty-minded things, LOL! Just get real & dirty for ME, too -- why not? ;-) C'mon, Slick Ones, why not 'fess up & get ur spankings? (U might like it coming from ME that way!)

HNT #21 - Looking for Commando WH Girls

Here's another chance for ladies to get a cool WingHouse (WH) tank top for summer. You don't have to go Commando to get it but you MAY!

Just send me a real sexy pic in eMail (RichardShhh@aol.com) and tell me whether I can post it or keep it private. (I always need more anonymous pics to post @ the top right of this blog.) Or send me a not-too-sexy pic now, and your snailMail address and shirt-size wanted and PROMISE to send me a good one of you in the Commando Camo, K?

These things will probably sell out fast at WH, so don't hesitate to tell me your size and send me something sexy ASAP! First come, first served (while supply lasts). I'd love to post it but I won't unless you say OK! You might wanna post it on YOUR blog or scandalize us anonymously with one on The Other HNT! Be Creative with this tank: Say More with Less!

HNT #20: My (stupid) Left Foot

Well, you get the sexy half of my first click-through today. This is it 'cause it doesn't look like AOL's system operates like everyone else's. Next time, I'll try it on Internet Explorer but I'm outta time, today! I gotta get this place seriously straightened up for a buddy who's coming all the way from Australia & Fiji for a week's visit in 2 more weeks (June 8)! But if anyone has any ideas why replacing the first photo's top URL info in HTML with the second photo's top URL info doesn't give me a click-through, please talk to my eyes via eMail, not the hand or the foot. ESPECIALLY not the foot! Sinister left leg appendage!

My left foot developed a strange, sharp pain that felt like a very bad, sprained ankle all Saturday, day & night. Damned if I could figure out where it came from, but it pained me so much I could not walk until Sunday morning! It scared me into thinking, if it became lasting, I'd have to ask my Aussie buddy to cancel his flight plans & lose money in the process. I sent a late-night eMail to the antipodean AU & FJ zones to warn him: Be Prepared for what may come! (As if I had been. LOL)

A WORSE aspect of Saturday night was when the Light of my Life texted me out-of-the-blue that she was in town on an emergency visit to her stepdad/mom & was leaving Sunday at 8 AM! If my ankle had been even 50% operational, I would have found a way to meet her for a visit, but I could neither walk nor drive nor barely hobble to the bathroom! It has been 4 months since I've seen her, too, as she just finished another college semester out-of-state. I might proudly add, "WITH rousing academic success!" Thankfully, no cruel, self-centered, Mizzou Son-Of-Baseball boyfriend is diverting her efforts THIS semester from pressing forward to Graduation! She has declared she wants to attend school year-round & graduate earlier. I think she wants the sizable diamond earrings I promised her as a graduation present! (Stupid boyfriend!)

I have never before looked forward to Hurricane Season like this next one, June 1 to Nov 30! At the earliest reasonable notice for a Tampa Bay mobile home owner to pack up his Pop-Up Camper and evacuate, I'm heading for Missouri! Look out, Baseball Boys! Her tutor/advisor's back in action!

HNT #19: As through a Window, Darkly...

I guess one could consider this the full reveal of a Half-Nekkid Man! (Literally! LOL)
Greetings to all HHNTers & the Great Osymandias!! Behold his Empire! [Click on the rotating doobers at the top of this blog!]

This is the first view of my full face in 3 years (off & on) of my playing around with HNT! Taken as I finally cleaned up my Silverado's exterior & needed proof to send my closest friends that I had risen off my Man-Tush & Got 'er Done! I wanted to send me digitally to my best girl (hoping she will reciprocate in an easy way -- but she is so unpredictable & fearful of digital pics, I must wonder who burned HER girlie-tush before?)

Anyway, after years of not being able to find the time and $$$ at the same time, it was like a simultaneous orgasmic meeting of forces! Coming together to mount new exhaust pipes & dual mufflers on the Silverado! My best girl's reply teased me with an intriguing unclear referent when she saw my arms raised for her: "Nice pipes! LOL," she said. Made MY day! (Don't tell anyone but I do LOVE that girl! It's an impossible dream tho', what can I say? I'll just enjoy the feelings now & help her & let her go like I would any OTHER former student of mine!)

And I know what THEY say, "If u cant be with the one u love, Love the one u're with!" OK,,, I'm WORKING on it. When u have the age and education difference that I have with my favorite girls, it'd be a rare day to have anything more than a superficial or shallow relationship! That's because the commonality in values and perceptions/perspectives is likely to be quite low because the commonality in experiences is also low!

So, usually, I have to be content with looks and figure viewed from relatively afar! I refuse to go "hunting" like some have suggested for those nearer my OWN age -- because of the confirmed cynicism & predatory manipulativeness I detect in them and many of their "boyfriends." (This thing for age-similarity seems to be distinctly American -- I prefer the European attitude on this.) I will NOT get trapped into "settling" again! Granted, there is great deception and manipulation among YOUNGER women too, but it is not as well hidden and "the Truth will OUT" eventually when there is time left for discovery!

HNT #18: WingHouse Girl Missing--Need to Fill Position

Check out www.winghouse.com! Florida & Texas are luckiest 'cause they have Ker's WingHouses -- far better than Hooters whom WH beat in court recently. Maybe Hooters can't see the difference but everyone else can -- the minute they step into Wing House!


WH Girls have showier decolletage on view! The beer is colder! The wings are better & healthier! WH wings are naked (skin and fat removed) & available "grilled" as well as in various other ways with many, tasty WH sauces. WH has MUCH more than wings -- Big Screen TVs w/ sports events including free pay-per-view for customers, many brands of beer on/off-tap, a full liquor bar, and GORGEOUS FEMALE SERVERS AND BARTENDERS! Happy Hours are from 4-7 PM, M-F!

Even buy yourself or your favorite girl one of many souvenir WH shirts with cutesy, catchy sayings (or for a bartender's surprise tip)! You might get a nice hug or 2 out of it before you leave -- I did!

Oops! Again I almost forgot to wish you a Happy HNT!

Early HNT #17: Mons Pee-nus

Now that guys are getting to be trimmer in their equivalent area to the fair sex's Mons Venus, I think it only fitting and proper to have a designation of our own: the Mons Pee-nus. This would be just above and very, very near a Man's Penis, since the Mons Venus is a nice little mound just above a woman's upper clitoris and labial folds. Think about it.

Unfortunately, I haven't finished my weight-loss program yet so you will have to imagine 3-6 months down the road when both my Mons Pee-nus and my Belly Roll have flattened significantly. I wish you WOULD imagine that! It was a physician on Oprah's show that raised our consciousness, motivation, and the hopes of HNTers everywhere when he announced that for every X lbs of belly fat lost, a man's penis would appear to grow Y inches longer! Sex-obsessed as we are, Harpo Productions played and replayed that ad until I couldn't blow it off.

If I am lucky, the sex-obsessed 20- and 30-something women in sports bars I visit will have their curiosities raised parallel with the top of their short skirts and we shall ALL see everything, soon enough! LOL . Thank God for Viagra... But, really, I recommend Cialis which stays active for 18 hours, not the 6 of Viagra or Levitra!! (& it's only a little more expensive per tablet.) Just another little info-spot here for education, Folks! [Tara, are you listening, Baby-Doll?]

Oh Yeah, Happy HNT everybody!!

FLASH FROM THE PAST @ Tampa's Outback Bowl--Warm Enuf 4 Skin in FL (as always)!

HNT #16: The archive doesn't show this now, so here's a Refresher pic!

This is a repeat of a pic from last year which looks like it's lost once it goes into the archives! So, I'll resurrect it for any ladies who might like Leopard Fur or a Cave-man look! LOL I'm actually LOOKING for more leopard fur patterns so, if you have ACCESS to good leopard patterns, especially snow leopard, please eMail me a swatch of them & the more that it covers a full page, the better. I'm working on a new tat and haven't found "my" ideal leopard fur for the background! T.Y.!

HNT #15: Man-tush

You can't see the big piece missing due to my lying ex- and her cheating lawyer! They're really the BIGGEST ASSES!

HNT #14 -- Ah, Florida Beaches!