HNT #66 - The Full Monty

WELL! You can tell that Monty IS rather full-size from the glimpse of his base to which the sock is clinging tightly. (Over 2" diameter -- I had no idea that gave a quite large erection girth (circumference) until I ran across some documented size-stats on HNT blogs. Formula for GIRTH is "pi" times Diameter so 3.1416 X 2" = 6.2826". More than the average bare bear.)

Since middle-average LENGTH = 6 inches, I suspect an average length in a man's erection would appear shorter visually if accompanying an above-average girth. Photos of isolated pics of only one erection-owner may be misleading. Variations in physical profiles are certainly evident from the examples displayed on OHNT! Surely, thin cocks look longer just because their girth is less. So which would a happy lady choose if she couldn't have both long & thick!? (BTW, "dick" means "thick" in German, LOL.) Please leave a vote for YOUR personal preference in the Comments section, if you dare. In the interest of scientific data collection, I pledge not to be offended by anyone's preference, LOL! (Chagrined maybe but not offended.)

Scientist-trained as I am, I further hypothesize that "size queens" develop from habituation to intercourse or viewing porn with well-endowed men whose porn star activity levels surely develop out of confidence & sexual aggressiveness stimulated by perceptions of their larger endowments! I don't handle other guys' dicks (I'm not a urologist, LOL) but, as a social scientist, I'm entitled to make some decent experimental hypotheses and let someone ELSE collect the data. Anyone need a PhD research topic for his/her dissertation?



Well, Ladies, here's a thick dick for you.... Guess I'm gonna have to keep it covered so it doesn't get burned or too tan, eh? Burning might cause pain instead of pleasure (a major purpose of this appendage).

Now, if this not-too-shy pic isn't enough of a Full Monty for you, check out Miss Kitty and one cool cat below THIS pic! ;-)




Time for glasses!
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HNT #65 - Intro to the Monty!

Now, before I let you see MY fly area, let me give you a link to a lotta shots of some REAL SEXY FLY !! If you like flies, you may or may not like these -- but you gotta admit, they are stimulating, exciting, hott, and even sexually arousing! You've never ridden a fly as fast as what I show you here! Go ahead, click the link! You know you want some FINE, FAST, FLY!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e00_1200042782


If you checked that out, you may be disappointed by the fly below -- I'm not as fast as I once was. (But I'm as fast once as I EVER was!) LOL Oh, WAIT A MINUTE! I didn't mean it THAT way cuz now I'm hard for hours with modern medicine!

HNT #64 - St Patty's Day Interruption & HOT TAT I'd like to fuck!

Well, Dear Readers, March 17th threw me some unexpected curves & pics-availability so I'll show u the Full Monty NEXT week, K ? My Full Monty pic can wait.... Can U and ur Hot Little Bodies? LOLOL?


NOTE: On St Patrick's Day, even I am Irish!! LOL So these are my "chonies" on the left (as one beloved HNTer I follow calls them, so "now I know she's Chicana or lives around Chicanas"). Chonies is a Tex-Mex abbreviation of "calcones" (Mex. Sp. for underpants.) I hate my Tex-Mex-ex- for her disgraceful treatment of me and her incompetent inabilities -- but I love her first language and many Mexican cultural features! If you can figure what this little head in the pic is on top of, you know how I USED to get a little head--if she wanted to get laid, all she had to do was suck my dick thru my p.j.'s and get it hard when I was still asleep! 2 AM is when I tended to wake up anyway with raging hard-ons probably from a daily cycle reaching a 2 AM high level of testosterone recovering from the day's wipeout of my testosterone due to accumulated stress. TOO BAD I NEVER GOT TO COME IN HER MOUTH EXCEPT THAT FIRST TIME IN A 20-YR. MARRIAGE--IT SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE LAST!!! What a big little cunt she turned out to be!


OK, this is a shot of my Guinness nighttime shorts for March 17th. I don't have any with my cock showing, but if you want, I'm sure any HNT lady could talk me into it through a private email! (Knock urself out but send ME something nekkid & I will reciprocate!)














This is one pic of my Gangsta Girlie tat after it was finally finished today! I hope the half-nekkid tat distracts you from my double chins--I have gotten stymied on further loss of weight & seem to have just plateaued. When the weather gets a little bit warmer, I'll get back to exercise-walking again!

And NOW, you get the best pic I've been able to take of my completed Gangsta Girlie tat!! There's a TattooFest in Tampa next weekend and my tat should be healed just in time to go get a little nekkid there in front of judges and try to win a ribbon or trophy in the Best Portrait category!


I love how this tat turned out! Any of you ladies who want to wrap YOUR stuff around my arm's stuff are welcome to send me an eMail for any late-night cuddling and groping intentions! You'll notice how Mike Sizemore, my master tattooist, finished her off with a lot of extra time donated to perfecting the piece with shading and white highlights! (The nips are especially nice, don't you think?) Mike is renaming his shop "Kill 'Em All Tattoo" & this tat is definitely Killer! Most noticeable is the pink aura all around my hott young friend here, and if her new bf doesn't like it, he can just go FUCK himself!

HNT #63: More Half-Nekkid Tanning Bed Pics!

OK, I'll continue the tanning bed strip-tease I started last week even tho the written topic's totally different today! I will escalate the nekkidness of the tease pics for a few more weeks and tantalize you with the possibility of The Full Monty as a Finale'. More than likely, I will trade MY Full Monty pics with any HNT Lady in private eMail as long as she sends me HERS first! I might even do it as SOON as she sends hers which could be today or tomorrow! If I feel something special, I might even send her a Boner-Bonus pic as sort of a "tip" ;-)

Let me try to make an excuse for my straight-tight-lipped pics cuz I wasn't thinking of smiling during these early poses--I was just focused on seeing my cell phone icons to make sure I had the phone-cam function ON correctly. Hard to see through those little, purple, squint-eye, UV protecting mini-goggles they sold me. Best to preset the camera before you turn on the tanning lights and leave it on til you take the pics.

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The main part of today's post deals with an interesting Craig's List search for impregnation that I answered to encourage, but not to inseminate! See what YOU think -- you might even hook up cuz the links are live!

email this posting to a friend tampa bay craigslist > hillsborough co > personals > casual encounters
Black Woman Seeking Sperm Donor - w4m - 33 (Tampa)
Date: 2010-02-18, 11:40PM EST
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Attractive, single, professional black woman seeking to receive sperm donor, no legal ties to child. Must be educated, have a healthy background, no drug use, chronic alcohol use and of course, no diseases (which must be proven). Don't have any racial hang-ups, but would prefer black or hispanic, as my background is German and black and having a child 3/4 white is unpredictable. He/she could come out looking nothing like me. For anyone seeking to know why seeking through this? Well, tried the sperm bank unsuccessfully. I am very successful and have absolutely no desire to be married or in a relationship, but I badly want children and have the means to provide for one in all ways. I work from home so they will get ample attention. I have a very loving and supportive family so will gets lots of love and have great male friends who will provide that male role model that they might need. I think the more anonymous the less stress for coming in later to try and get legal custody, so ultimately, my reason. If you're interested in assisting, don't mind natural way as long as you can prove that you don't have anything. I will do the same.
Location: Tampa

MY reply follows:
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cas/1607594323.html
What you propose is VERY smart & well-thought-out! I'm not applying but I wanted to give you some positive feedback as I think this is the wave of the future! So far, I don't have sex with anyone I don't know well & care about so that's an emotional attachment right there. But I have learned the hard way that a woman who intentionally gets herself pregnant would almost certainly raise our child well & I wouldn't have to have the fatherly concerns I did which trapped me into an ill-fated marriage "back in the day" to a big liar for the sake of the child! (I know I'm not a typical guy. I have very good genes too, and no diseases.)

If I find a woman I'd like to bed, I give her a copy of my Quest Diagnostics STD/STI clearance but I insist on getting hers back. So far, that hasn't happened. And I don't need intercourse THAT badly! I think you are very wise to insist on the proof, too. I wish u the very best of luck in everything--I wish I had discovered this approach LONG ago. Oh well, it was only my life! LOL

PS: If you have a son, I recommend getting him into the Boy Scouts by age 11 to give him another good, character-development & outdoorsy path to grow with. Just visit several different troops and take your time deciding which is the best to enroll in. And participate as a member of the adult supervisory committee over that particular troop so you know bad things won't happen. Check in the phone book under "Boy Scouts of America" for the local HQ which can tell you where different troops meet near your home. Scouting is a nationwide program so your job transfers will still allow your son to stay in Scouting by transferring to another troop in your new location! He can continue to earn his Eagle Scout award & get college scholarships with that! I raised 2 sons this way--it's a great way to raise boys!

AND I raised my 2nd son all by myself! NO support system but me and 1/2 my meager AF retired pay. (Believe me, it's no picnic if they develop ADHD from the other parent's genes so I strongly recommend screening ur sperm donors for disabilities that might be inherited. ADHD has an 80% heritability factor if one parent has it; I did well in school but my ex- hid her school problems as she didn't KNOW it was ADHD causing her academic trouble.)

Sincere best wishes, RichardShhh

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Well, here's me Free 2B a little more Free with each new weekly post! F u wanna join me on MY blog or OHNT, eMail me UR sexy pic & I'll put it up! Or if ur a woman wanting just to send me ur sexy one to keep in secrecy or for a trade, make like a modern version of the beautiful statue of Nike & "Just Do It!"

FYI, that's a cutoff sweatshirt sleeve to cover my left arm tats when I was first tanning. With SPF-50 covering EVERY tat, it wasn't needed. (I still take it in my bag of goodies in case I run out of SPF.)