HNT #35: Frost on the Pumpkins Makes Floridians put Clothes on!

Now don't get too excited -- it just means that we actually have to wear some clothes at night for a couple of months! It'll be warm enough again by Valentine's Day to get nekkid for our Sweetie(s). And I have HIGH HOPES!! Of course, if you already have Sweeties in your bed, disregard all mention of clothes! (It's probably too hot in there for you, as it IS!)

Here's a pic of the first PJ's I've worn in years! It's a true original HNT idea -- just a little skin showing, but no sex..... Altho I assure you Pre-Registration for Holiday Sex is about to open. Female registrants should send me eMail for an application! ;-)

HNT #18: WingHouse Girl Missing--Need to Fill Position

Check out www.winghouse.com! Florida & Texas are luckiest 'cause they have Ker's WingHouses -- far better than Hooters whom WH beat in court recently. Maybe Hooters can't see the difference but everyone else can -- the minute they step into Wing House!


WH Girls have showier decolletage on view! The beer is colder! The wings are better & healthier! WH wings are naked (skin and fat removed) & available "grilled" as well as in various other ways with many, tasty WH sauces. WH has MUCH more than wings -- Big Screen TVs w/ sports events including free pay-per-view for customers, many brands of beer on/off-tap, a full liquor bar, and GORGEOUS FEMALE SERVERS AND BARTENDERS! Happy Hours are from 4-7 PM, M-F!

Even buy yourself or your favorite girl one of many souvenir WH shirts with cutesy, catchy sayings (or for a bartender's surprise tip)! You might get a nice hug or 2 out of it before you leave -- I did!

Oops! Again I almost forgot to wish you a Happy HNT!

Early HNT #17: Mons Pee-nus

Now that guys are getting to be trimmer in their equivalent area to the fair sex's Mons Venus, I think it only fitting and proper to have a designation of our own: the Mons Pee-nus. This would be just above and very, very near a Man's Penis, since the Mons Venus is a nice little mound just above a woman's upper clitoris and labial folds. Think about it.

Unfortunately, I haven't finished my weight-loss program yet so you will have to imagine 3-6 months down the road when both my Mons Pee-nus and my Belly Roll have flattened significantly. I wish you WOULD imagine that! It was a physician on Oprah's show that raised our consciousness, motivation, and the hopes of HNTers everywhere when he announced that for every X lbs of belly fat lost, a man's penis would appear to grow Y inches longer! Sex-obsessed as we are, Harpo Productions played and replayed that ad until I couldn't blow it off.

If I am lucky, the sex-obsessed 20- and 30-something women in sports bars I visit will have their curiosities raised parallel with the top of their short skirts and we shall ALL see everything, soon enough! LOL . Thank God for Viagra... But, really, I recommend Cialis which stays active for 18 hours, not the 6 of Viagra or Levitra!! (& it's only a little more expensive per tablet.) Just another little info-spot here for education, Folks! [Tara, are you listening, Baby-Doll?]

Oh Yeah, Happy HNT everybody!!