HNT #25: Take an old bird to Lunch or let him take YOU!

Young Bird: Fred. That's his Canadian name in my nice Florida MH Park. I prefer to call him, "Igor!" The human snowbirds are all back up north in Canada & N. US. (Hurricane chickens!) So this is Igor until Thanksgiving when our hurricane season ends. (Igor/Fred prefers Canadian bacon w/ which my snowbird neighbor lady across the street lovingly spoiled him.) It must be a health food in Thunder Bay but I wonder about the arterial health of their egrets there.




Old Bird: Moi! Just after I shaved my beard and discovered a double chin lurking in this pic -- Oh No!! Back to the beard!!
Well, it's been a year & I've lost more weight so I've trimmed the beard into a Van Gogh/goatee. Charlene, take note of the double-e on the end of your 2nd favorite word--I don't want you mistaking my intentions for those of your horny friend out West! I kinda like how u talk, though! ;-)

SO... It's been months since any of my preferred birds (WH chics) have taken me to lunch (I always pay) & I'm taking applications for lunch dates. Ya GOTTA eat! A Margarita or beer may be involved, if you like. I'm getting kinda tired of Mexican food at Aunt Chilada's & the snoopy waiter who intrudes into my rendezvous WAY too much! How about something French... or Greek? Yeah, THAT's it! Even SOUNDS sexier!! Happy HNT, Gringos!

(PS: Estoy muy triste que no puedo estudiar espanol con mi Querida en la universidad! Pero muy buena suerte con la prueba de miercoles!)

True Story: Goat tries to f*** Charlene_in_AR

Charlene_in_AR: Why didn't you tell me I could be fucked by a goat?

That's Charlene's quote off her interesting (hilarious post) blog from Arkansas. She uses the F-word so fucking obsessively, even THAT becomes fucking humorous. Read all 3 fucking Parts of her... You'll see!


Oh, when u comment, use the F-word a lot so she'll see u get the fucking joke!

HNT #24: Life's STILL a Beach!

The pic on the left was taken using the Beach Camouflage technique and cropped down to enlarge the important stuff!!











OK, SeaRabbit, these are especially for YOU! More of our great Florida Beaches! Actually the bottom 3 pics are from Clearwater Beach which was selected this year by E! Entertainment or somebody else "BIG" as the best beach in the country! I think the girls are some of the best too! (Now, how do I get one of them as a gf?) Baby, any insights to share? If you are in the Tarpon Springs area, note that the top 2 pics are from Howard Park Beach at the north end of St Pete's peninsula! I'll get more pics there on a sunnier day! (Be'be', Voulez-vous rendezvous la' avec moi?)

This was a serendipitous shot above -- the girls here operate a beach umbrella concession & were going out to retrieve their umbrellas with a trailer behind the tractor. We have great homegrown tomatoes on the beaches here, but they are grown in their own homes! LOL

HNT #23: Beach Recon

Freshly-dived sponges on a Greek-American boat in Tarpon Springs, FL wait for a merchant pick-up.

Mam-
mals all -- some above water, some under that played/surfed with our cruise boat. Location between Tarpon Springs "sponge docks" and Anclote Is.

4 Mam-mals,

2 Species.

Look w/care


A perfect posed pic using

"beach camouflage" technique! Later cropping will do wonders! ;-) I don't know how modest Stephen is, but he wears all the skin covering because of the sun sensitivity of his ruddy, fair Scotsman's complexion.



Well,,,, just because they were there!



Stephen (from Australia) and I went to observe our favorite mammals at the local beaches last week and we took quite a few pics. You know... beach scenes.

I've shared a few here and perhaps more in the anonymous guest boxes, if you like. Sorry, I still have to learn how to arrange these pics where I want them. Of course, I hope you ladies viewing this blog will consent to grace us with a pic or two of YOUR beauty whether nekkid or not. American men & women can neither live with nor without each other -- maybe looking at pics is an acceptable compromise.

Maybe not, but eMail some pics to RichardShhh@aol.com & say whether they're just for lonesome ol' me or to post for the Blog & all your potential admirers. I can guarantee you 15 minutes of fame right here!! Just DO IT!

And I still have a WH Going Commando tank top for the very next woman to win it by sharing herself with us per my blog entry showing the tank top earlier. HOO-ah!!

HNT #22: Going Air-Commando

OK, due to philosopher-request, I am going (Air) Commando for everyone. Read nothing into the "Air" -- I was in USAF's Air Commando Special Operations Units.

Buddha Sarah put me up to getting half-nekkid here -- blame HER! (Well, not exactly.) But I DID hear a challenge to wear the tank myself, yet I am not a svelte feminine size! So I translated it into Martian & am wearing this authentic camo relic of the Vietnam War (some probably think I am a similar relic! What do THEY know? Ol' AF saying: "F*** 'em if they can't take a joke!" )

Certain sexy young women should take note of my hand sign for "Peace-Out, Man!" THIS is the Peace symbol no matter what YOU showed it for with the OTHER side of your same fingers showing. U can't fool a D.O.M. about dirty-minded things, LOL! Just get real & dirty for ME, too -- why not? ;-) C'mon, Slick Ones, why not 'fess up & get ur spankings? (U might like it coming from ME that way!)

HNT #21 - Looking for Commando WH Girls

Here's another chance for ladies to get a cool WingHouse (WH) tank top for summer. You don't have to go Commando to get it but you MAY!

Just send me a real sexy pic in eMail (RichardShhh@aol.com) and tell me whether I can post it or keep it private. (I always need more anonymous pics to post @ the top right of this blog.) Or send me a not-too-sexy pic now, and your snailMail address and shirt-size wanted and PROMISE to send me a good one of you in the Commando Camo, K?

These things will probably sell out fast at WH, so don't hesitate to tell me your size and send me something sexy ASAP! First come, first served (while supply lasts). I'd love to post it but I won't unless you say OK! You might wanna post it on YOUR blog or scandalize us anonymously with one on The Other HNT! Be Creative with this tank: Say More with Less!