HNT #20: My (stupid) Left Foot

Well, you get the sexy half of my first click-through today. This is it 'cause it doesn't look like AOL's system operates like everyone else's. Next time, I'll try it on Internet Explorer but I'm outta time, today! I gotta get this place seriously straightened up for a buddy who's coming all the way from Australia & Fiji for a week's visit in 2 more weeks (June 8)! But if anyone has any ideas why replacing the first photo's top URL info in HTML with the second photo's top URL info doesn't give me a click-through, please talk to my eyes via eMail, not the hand or the foot. ESPECIALLY not the foot! Sinister left leg appendage!

My left foot developed a strange, sharp pain that felt like a very bad, sprained ankle all Saturday, day & night. Damned if I could figure out where it came from, but it pained me so much I could not walk until Sunday morning! It scared me into thinking, if it became lasting, I'd have to ask my Aussie buddy to cancel his flight plans & lose money in the process. I sent a late-night eMail to the antipodean AU & FJ zones to warn him: Be Prepared for what may come! (As if I had been. LOL)

A WORSE aspect of Saturday night was when the Light of my Life texted me out-of-the-blue that she was in town on an emergency visit to her stepdad/mom & was leaving Sunday at 8 AM! If my ankle had been even 50% operational, I would have found a way to meet her for a visit, but I could neither walk nor drive nor barely hobble to the bathroom! It has been 4 months since I've seen her, too, as she just finished another college semester out-of-state. I might proudly add, "WITH rousing academic success!" Thankfully, no cruel, self-centered, Mizzou Son-Of-Baseball boyfriend is diverting her efforts THIS semester from pressing forward to Graduation! She has declared she wants to attend school year-round & graduate earlier. I think she wants the sizable diamond earrings I promised her as a graduation present! (Stupid boyfriend!)

I have never before looked forward to Hurricane Season like this next one, June 1 to Nov 30! At the earliest reasonable notice for a Tampa Bay mobile home owner to pack up his Pop-Up Camper and evacuate, I'm heading for Missouri! Look out, Baseball Boys! Her tutor/advisor's back in action!

HNT #19: As through a Window, Darkly...

I guess one could consider this the full reveal of a Half-Nekkid Man! (Literally! LOL)
Greetings to all HHNTers & the Great Osymandias!! Behold his Empire! [Click on the rotating doobers at the top of this blog!]

This is the first view of my full face in 3 years (off & on) of my playing around with HNT! Taken as I finally cleaned up my Silverado's exterior & needed proof to send my closest friends that I had risen off my Man-Tush & Got 'er Done! I wanted to send me digitally to my best girl (hoping she will reciprocate in an easy way -- but she is so unpredictable & fearful of digital pics, I must wonder who burned HER girlie-tush before?)

Anyway, after years of not being able to find the time and $$$ at the same time, it was like a simultaneous orgasmic meeting of forces! Coming together to mount new exhaust pipes & dual mufflers on the Silverado! My best girl's reply teased me with an intriguing unclear referent when she saw my arms raised for her: "Nice pipes! LOL," she said. Made MY day! (Don't tell anyone but I do LOVE that girl! It's an impossible dream tho', what can I say? I'll just enjoy the feelings now & help her & let her go like I would any OTHER former student of mine!)

And I know what THEY say, "If u cant be with the one u love, Love the one u're with!" OK,,, I'm WORKING on it. When u have the age and education difference that I have with my favorite girls, it'd be a rare day to have anything more than a superficial or shallow relationship! That's because the commonality in values and perceptions/perspectives is likely to be quite low because the commonality in experiences is also low!

So, usually, I have to be content with looks and figure viewed from relatively afar! I refuse to go "hunting" like some have suggested for those nearer my OWN age -- because of the confirmed cynicism & predatory manipulativeness I detect in them and many of their "boyfriends." (This thing for age-similarity seems to be distinctly American -- I prefer the European attitude on this.) I will NOT get trapped into "settling" again! Granted, there is great deception and manipulation among YOUNGER women too, but it is not as well hidden and "the Truth will OUT" eventually when there is time left for discovery!

HNT #18: WingHouse Girl Missing--Need to Fill Position

Check out www.winghouse.com! Florida & Texas are luckiest 'cause they have Ker's WingHouses -- far better than Hooters whom WH beat in court recently. Maybe Hooters can't see the difference but everyone else can -- the minute they step into Wing House!


WH Girls have showier decolletage on view! The beer is colder! The wings are better & healthier! WH wings are naked (skin and fat removed) & available "grilled" as well as in various other ways with many, tasty WH sauces. WH has MUCH more than wings -- Big Screen TVs w/ sports events including free pay-per-view for customers, many brands of beer on/off-tap, a full liquor bar, and GORGEOUS FEMALE SERVERS AND BARTENDERS! Happy Hours are from 4-7 PM, M-F!

Even buy yourself or your favorite girl one of many souvenir WH shirts with cutesy, catchy sayings (or for a bartender's surprise tip)! You might get a nice hug or 2 out of it before you leave -- I did!

Oops! Again I almost forgot to wish you a Happy HNT!

Early HNT #17: Mons Pee-nus

Now that guys are getting to be trimmer in their equivalent area to the fair sex's Mons Venus, I think it only fitting and proper to have a designation of our own: the Mons Pee-nus. This would be just above and very, very near a Man's Penis, since the Mons Venus is a nice little mound just above a woman's upper clitoris and labial folds. Think about it.

Unfortunately, I haven't finished my weight-loss program yet so you will have to imagine 3-6 months down the road when both my Mons Pee-nus and my Belly Roll have flattened significantly. I wish you WOULD imagine that! It was a physician on Oprah's show that raised our consciousness, motivation, and the hopes of HNTers everywhere when he announced that for every X lbs of belly fat lost, a man's penis would appear to grow Y inches longer! Sex-obsessed as we are, Harpo Productions played and replayed that ad until I couldn't blow it off.

If I am lucky, the sex-obsessed 20- and 30-something women in sports bars I visit will have their curiosities raised parallel with the top of their short skirts and we shall ALL see everything, soon enough! LOL . Thank God for Viagra... But, really, I recommend Cialis which stays active for 18 hours, not the 6 of Viagra or Levitra!! (& it's only a little more expensive per tablet.) Just another little info-spot here for education, Folks! [Tara, are you listening, Baby-Doll?]

Oh Yeah, Happy HNT everybody!!

FLASH FROM THE PAST @ Tampa's Outback Bowl--Warm Enuf 4 Skin in FL (as always)!