Now that guys are getting to be trimmer in their equivalent area to the fair sex's Mons Venus, I think it only fitting and proper to have a designation of our own: the Mons Pee-nus. This would be just above and very, very near a Man's Penis, since the Mons Venus is a nice little mound just above a woman's upper clitoris and labial folds. Think about it.
Unfortunately, I haven't finished my weight-loss program yet so you will have to imagine 3-6 months down the road when both my Mons Pee-nus and my Belly Roll have flattened significantly. I wish you WOULD imagine that! It was a physician on Oprah's show that raised our consciousness, motivation, and the hopes of HNTers everywhere when he announced that for every X lbs of belly fat lost, a man's penis would appear to grow Y inches longer! Sex-obsessed as we are, Harpo Productions played and replayed that ad until I couldn't blow it off.
If I am lucky, the sex-obsessed 20- and 30-something women in sports bars I visit will have their curiosities raised parallel with the top of their short skirts and we shall ALL see everything, soon enough! LOL . Thank God for Viagra... But, really, I recommend Cialis which stays active for 18 hours, not the 6 of Viagra or Levitra!! (& it's only a little more expensive per tablet.) Just another little info-spot here for education, Folks! [Tara, are you listening, Baby-Doll?]
Oh Yeah, Happy HNT everybody!!
5 comments:
HappyHNT ;)
I'm sorry, if Oprah said it, I just can't go with it. :)
But it's still a nice HNT picture. :)
Happy HNT!
Sports bar chicks are obsessed with sex?
Happy HNT Sweety!
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